(((Coincidence))) Detector: A Useful, Harmless and Unbiased Tool

Even The Heavens Open Up and Weep Tears For The Poor, Eternal Victim, Known As The Blameless jew, Have You Not Heard Of The Holocaust!?!?!?

Uproar has resounded throughout the lesser jewish community, as jews everywhere have begun kvetching, hand-wringing and shouting “oy vey” to the heavens, whilst rocking back and forth in their strange, autistic manner. Switchboards are alight; cell phones are ringing (always to the theme song for Schindler’s List) and private jets are being ferried to private runways paved in gold, as we speak. Feral eyes probe the darkness, alight with malice, as long, hooked noses breathe deeply in feigned indignation. Nefarious minds are at play, thinking, always thinking, about the Goy and how best to dominate it. And finally, as always, jews unite in mind and action, and the world quiets; a stillness creepeth upon the earth, only matched in shadow, as deep and dark as the bottomless ocean. Nothing stirs.

A wind begins to move. It is foul and smells of Death. This wind has echoed throughout eternity in various malignant forms with Yahweh and Bolshevism, being two of its latest surviving incarnations, whose followers I fear are taking over this world in the form of Globalism via the Satanic New World Order.

Shut it down!

This self-serving mantra of the jew, can be heard clearly across the planet, causing windows to shatter, children to cower in fear, dogs to whimper with tails tucked; whilst Goy who serve their jewish masters ‘take the knee’, awaiting further instruction. With a slight quiver in voice, sweat on brow and eyes carefully averted, those Goy brave enough to speak up may be heard whispering:

What is thy bidding, my master?

Sound fantastical? I think not, as the whining jew has always been known for its overly melodramatic stance on just about every issue known to man, including the little known (((Coincidence))) Detector, that has become another Shoah in the minds of many a jew. Here are a few quotes from various jewish sources:

The echo is part of an ongoing “joke” that the names of Jews “echoed” through history—implying that members of the faith had catastrophic impacts on the world at large.” Gizmodo


… legitimate hate speech… this bizarre form of anti-semitism.” Gizmodo


… used by racists to identify and track Jewish people online… you’d see his surname presented as ((((((Fleishman)))))) — turning the symbol into the digital equivalent of the gold star badge used to identify Jews in Nazi Germany.” Engadget


Many ideological enforcement organizations were quick to blow the “anti-semitism” war horns, prompting many Jewish media figures on Twitter to quickly begin complaining and engaging in histrionics about “gold stars”, likening the act to the identification of Jews in National Socialist Germany. This punctuation symbol was characterized by Jews & non-Jews as “disgusting”, “horrifying”, “terrifying”, and one user went so far as to say that “the world was made worse just by this existing” (referring to the Coincidence Detector, a Google Chrome extension that highlighted Jewish names).” Dissident Right

As seen above, the (((Coincidence))) Detector is a useful little tool, which places parenthesize around the names of jews on the web. This ingenious and plucky little tool allows one to recognize jewish influence upon one’s culture and therefore its possible ramifications upon society as a whole, whether it be negative or positive, subversive or benign. Unlike, what the jewish mass media would have you believe (hate, hate and more hate), this tool is impartial, as it merely points out facts, which, in themselves, CANNOT be anti-semitic, hateful, racist or an ‘ism’ of any type. It just is. Like the sun sets and rises, the stars show themselves at night and the various species and sub-species of man are a part of Nature, not apart from Nature, thus bound by its infinite wisdom. Remember, the truth fears no investigation and only lies seek darkness, thus one may ask why the jew fears parentheses and thus, being exposed to the light.

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” Joseph Goebbels

I highly recommend this app, as it allows one to see and consider the influence an alien and hostile culture has upon its host at all levels of society, including finance, academia, politics and o-so-many other professional areas. Trust me when I say, you will find delight in this app, as a whole new world opens up to you. Perhaps, you can even gift it to a dear friend or make it a surprise and install it when they are away from their computer, thus saving them the hardship of installing it themselves. Enjoy.

Website for (((Coincidence))) Detector

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2 thoughts on “(((Coincidence))) Detector: A Useful, Harmless and Unbiased Tool

  1. Great article, written in a enjoyable, straight form.

    No matter what, whoever has engineered the app, does deserve my inconditionate ‘Chapeau’.

    Like

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