Muh White (Chocolate) Privilege Cookies

Gluten Free & Vegan!2 cups Almond Flour

1/2 tsp Sea Salt

1/2 tsp Baking Soda

1/2 cup Grapeseed Oil (or Canola)

1 TBSP Vanilla Extract

1/2 cup Agave Nectar

1 cup Vegan White Chocolate Chips (Check your local health food store or purchase online)

1/2 cup Chopped Macadamia Nuts (optional)

  1. Combine dry ingredients into a bowl
  2. Combine wet ingredients into separate bowl
  3. Mix wet ingredients into dry ones
  4. Fold in white chocolate chips and macadamia nuts
  5. Form 1 inch balls and press onto parchment lined baking sheet
  6. Bake at 350 for 8-10 minutes
  7. Cool and serve
  8. As you eat the cookie take a moment to reflect on your white privilege and know that it is only because of that that you were able to make the cookies in the first place.
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8 thoughts on “Muh White (Chocolate) Privilege Cookies

  1. I’m honestly disgusted that you didn’t call these “Supremacist Nazi Whokilled6bagillionjews and We’re Sorry For Ruining The World” cookies. You friggin bigot! Check your baking privilege Whitey!

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  2. These look awesome, ladies. My only suggestion – no canola oil. Ever. It eats shit and is like one molecule away from being an insecticide. It’s proto-GMO. Sorry to bust in like an asshole here but for the health of our people: never any canola (or other refined vegetable oils)! Cold-pressed grape seed is OK, though it’s very high in Omega 6 (only people with a low Omega 3 intake would be affected by that though).

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    1. Thanks Billy. We know you only tell us because you care ❤ You can even omit the oil all together and use some pureed pumpkin or apple sauce.

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      1. Absolutely! And the purée replacement is a great alternative. Never thought to try pumpkin. I’m not gonna be policing the baking blogs like an a-hole or anything, but let’s leave the canola (and aspartame) for Derp with a Derpis’s bake offs (lol).

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      2. lol! Now Derp w/ a Derpis is taking videos of her son impersonating Millennial Woes while fake smoking and drinking coca cola. #tradlife

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    2. No worries. I appreciate the tip! I didn’t know Canola oil was bad for you. It’s good to share nutritional advice with our people since so much shit is put in our food.

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